Cats and Dogs

By: Jerry Nelson

It’s no secret that our nation has become deeply divided. We are riven by profound emotions, feelings that are so strong that they’ve resulted in the installation of regrettable tattoos by numerous members on both sides of the chasm.

This pervasive contentiousness can be boiled down to one question: Are you a cat person or a dog person?

There are some who will answer “none of the above,” or “I have a pet skink that fulfills all of my emotional needs, which are obviously extremely low because skinks are about as affectionate as a dried twig.”